Showing posts with label Future. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Future. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Newspaper Headlines, 30 August 2050

Friday, June 17, 2022

Some blame all those preservatives 
in Big Macs.

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Looking Back, Looking Forward

Monday, January 03, 2022

According to a recent poll, 19% of Americans say the 
Capitol Hill Insurrection "was an unfortunate event
 but in the past."  It's like death, except death "is an 
unfortunate event but in the future."

Thursday, June 10, 2021



We're accustomed to things that 'loom large'.  
Do these things ever 'loom small'?

Sunday, February 28, 2021

If you had your picture taken with the Trump statue at CPAC, 
you can look ahead to America looking ahead.

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Scout of the Future

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Take No Thought for the Morrow

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Elon Musk's Hyperloop Makes Headway

Saturday, December 24, 2016

With the new Amazon PrimeNow delivery option, your 
merchandise arrives two days before you order it.

Monday, April 11, 2016

News of the Weird,
Clairvoyant Edition

Thursday, March 10, 2016

When you visit Trump World, be sure to check out
Tomorrowland.

Sunday, April 07, 2013

"The politics of self-deportation are 
behind us," Senator Graham said.
"The politics of self-teleportation are
ahead of us," he added.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

"Of course, predictions are hard, especially 
about the future."

Friday, December 07, 2012

"Yes, I'm Dan Senor, and my future is so
dim I'm going to need a torch to find my
asscrack for the foreseeable future."
Last Surviving Member of the Republican Party
Election Day, 2112

Friday, June 01, 2012

"In short, there is a fear of the future, 
and when you begin to try to disaggregate 
what's causing that you come up with 
probably 40 percent of it is the fact that
 the economy is sagging and the other 60% 
is because you are old and ugly like me."

Monday, January 23, 2012

Futurologists are now predicting that in 100 years,
we'll all be communicating telepathically.  Uh-oh.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Here we have a picture of a prehistoric fossilized raptor
egg nest. This generation of raptors obviously didn't
 have a future so bright it had to wear shades.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The worst prediction of 2011 is that the worst predictions of
 2012 will be better than the worst predictions of 2011.