"Yes, Virginia, there really is a 2000-Year-Old Man."

Kissinger-in-a-Jar Says Ukraine Should Cede Territory to Russia 

to End War

Henry Kissinger a Shoo-In to Win

Neville Chamberlain Peace Prize

Trump Meets with 93-Year-Old War Criminal in the

Office of Facepalms

"I would like to welcome Henry Kissinger to the Oval

Office.  Zombie Nixon will be joining us shortly."

"Of course, Ted, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is

 lost, if you keep it a secret."

Niall Ferguson has written a new

fable, Henry Kissinger's New Clothes.

"Bling?  For me?"

Henry Kissinger was surprised, but pleased, to see that 

Code Pink had read his new book, S&M Policy and the 

New World Order.

Henry Kissinger Speaks Out Against Proposed 

English-Accent-Only Law

Hitchens Pot Calls Kissinger Kettle Black

"Mr. Shultz, do you, Mr. Nunn, or Mr. Perry know who
the taxidermist was who stuffed Dr. Kissinger?"

Sadly, our vocabulary of opprobrium has lost its potency.

We simply lack words sufficient to express the enormity

 of the mendacity, the idiocy, and the unmitigated evil

of so many of today's politico-corporate actors.

Henry Kissinger Hospitalized in Recently-Added

Tenth Circle of Hell

Why is it whenever you see Jim Hoft, the Gateway Pundit,
he's always posing with warmongers and war criminals?

Today---May 27, 2009---is Henry Alfred Kissinger's birthday.
At 86, he remains the cold-blooded turdhead he's always been.

Dr. Strangelove Meets Mrs. Robinson

"In your opinion, Dr. Kissinger, when would be the best time for

me to say, 'Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US'?"

"My Depends® are leaking again."

Things Older Than John McCain #2

Henry Kissinger