A half mile of border fence near El Paso that cost 

$8 million to build has successfully blocked three 

Caterpillars from infesting Mexico.

How That 'Profanity-Laced' Blowout in the West Wing

Between John Kelly and John Bolton Got Started

Has someone ever thought to ask John Bolton why he

keeps a petrified wooly worm under his nose?

A sequel to The Very Hungry Caterpillar is in the works,

entitled, The Very Thirsty Marco Rubio.

The Extremely Rare Black-Spotted Caterpillar

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #23

A Donald Trump Caterpillar

"Yes, Roger, I'm aware of the War on

Caterpillars, but, sorry, only good 

caterpillars get to become butterflies."

War on Caterpillars Intensifies

Reince Priebus Even Weirder Than His Name

"Pardon me, ma'am, but is this your Wooly Booger?"

"I've obviously reached one of those linguistic
cul-de-sacs called a 'Dead End'. So it's quite
pointless to wonder what it all means and
where I go from here."

Milkweed Tussock Caterpillar Challenges

Hair Designer to Buzz Cut-Off

"Whew! End of the line. Time to morph."

Iron Butterfly: the Pre-'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida' Years