So Corny, So Doggy, So Corny Doggy!

Meanwhile, Back in One L Land

"I just got a text from Marcus saying he's divorcing me.

Something must be wrong with my phone."

Speaker Boehner Accuses the Obama Administration

of Wanting to Annihilate the Republican Party and

Shove It into the Dustbin of Sideshow History

Will Marcus come to Michele's rescue and pay 

off her $1 million campaign debt?  Or will he let

her continue twisting in the wind as an embodiment 

of fiscal irresponsibility?

Michele Bachmann Reacts to the Announcement

She Has Won a 2011 Golden Duke Award for

'Meritorious Achievement In The Crazy'

Liberace Sez: "Marcus Bachmann Rules!"

Michele's Husband Responds

"Five more for Marcus, please!"

"Do you dress this way for Marcus, or do you have a

lot of Cougar fans in Iowa?"

Sure, Michele was losing support, but Marcus wasn't.

And that's what really mattered.

"If you think I look crazy now, you should see me the way

 Marcus sees me during Lent, without my makeup."

Not that long ago they were called 'Crony Capitalists'.  And

then, seemingly overnight, they became 'Corny Capitalists'.

Who knew that Michele and

Marcus were such Full-Swap Swingers?

"Michele and I have already agreed that when she's

elected President, I'll be the First Lady."

Not Safe for Work

Not Safe for Dirk

"With Marcus' help, I'm sure we can heal your son and 

pray away these dreadful redlocks." 

"Somebody said I, Buddy Garrity, am a dead ringer for Marcus

Bachmann.  Now that's what I call a personal foul, a

really low blow!"

The Queen of Rage and the Raging Queen

"Now that Marcus and I have borrowed $417,000 for a

 golf-course home, a loan backed by Freddie Mac, we

believe this program should be dismantled before

other good conservative Republicans are tempted

 to become insufferable hypocrites."

Guard Tells Lesbian Couple Not to Hold Hands at

Marcus Bachmann Exhibit