First Positive News About Ben Carson

Since 2017

Ben Carson Announces Trump Administration's

New 'We Dismember Ugly Houses' Campaign

"I will be here when you are ready to

roll with the changes," Ben says.

Oreo Gets Double Stuffed at HUD Hearing

"If Joseph built pyramids to store grain,

I can build pyramids to store Froot Loops,"

Carson rejoined.

Warm Scuzzies #829

Lynne Patton

Now that his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has

been pulverized, Trump will be demanding that three

pyramids be built in his honor, which, according to

HUD Secretary Ben Carson, can be used to store the

nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

'Ben Carson throws his wife under the bus for purchase

of $31,000 dining set'

Johnson Joy, Ben Carson's chief information

officer at HUD, has abruptly resigned. He faces

 corruption allegations in connection with the

construction of a huge pyramid to be used for

 storing the nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Ben Carson Caught in Big Lie, Did Not Win $31,000 

Dining Room Set by Choosing What Was Behind Door

 No. 3 on The Price Is Right

After he dines at his $31,000 table, Ben Carson

reclines on his $165,000 lounge furniture.

Ben Carson Gives 'Urban Development' 

a Whole New Meaning

Ben Carson Explains to His Disciples the

Rising Cost of Last Suppers

His Eyes Were on the Prize

"Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me,

Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee,

Sounds of the rude world heard in the day,

Lulled by the moonlight have all passed away!"

The HUD Whisperer

The Nutty Messiah #1

Ben and Me