Showing posts with label Milky Way Galaxy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Milky Way Galaxy. Show all posts

Saturday, July 16, 2022

With the aid of the James Webb Space Telescope,
we can see what the Carina Nebula looked like 7,600
years ago.  That's Earth years, of course.  Measured
in Saturnian years, it's only 91.8 years ago.

Thursday, May 12, 2022


Describe as "a lumpy doughnut of radio emission framing 
an empty space as dark and silent as death itself," Sagittarius
 A*, the black hole at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, has 
already dispatched 4,000,000 suns. One is made to wonder 
what it's like to be such a Behemoth of Nothingness.

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Inhabitants of the Milky Way were feeling
safer and more secure than ever before.

Thursday, December 10, 2020

Will Trump Flee the Galaxy?

Thursday, November 17, 2016

"Who do you think will come forward to make the 
Milky Way Galaxy great again?"

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Sign of the Times #45
New Cable Channel Devoted to
the Only Animal That Orients
Itself by the Milky Way

Thursday, January 03, 2013

"What's it like, Mr. Sullivan, to be one out of 
7,089,324,045 people living on one out of 
100,000,000,000 planets in the Milky Way Galaxy?"

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Beckham Leaving Galaxy

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Alabama Republican Flees Solar System to Pursue Milky Way
Galaxy Sperm Donation ‘Obsession’

Monday, April 02, 2012

To her credit, Orly Taitz always pointed out the fine print
which showed that her parents had been legal immigrants 
from one of the tens of billions of habitable planets now
believed to exist in the Milky Way Galaxy.

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Magical Depressionism #29
The formula for calculating the Milky Way's 'Occupancy
 Rate' is currently undergoing long-needed repairs.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Factoid of the Hour #3
Did you know that if the 'Eye of God Nebula'
(AKA the Helix Nebula) were to blink this
very minute, it would take 650 years for anybody
on Earth to see it?

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

President of Zimbabwe Threatens to Sever Ties
with the Milky Way Galaxy