With the aid of the James Webb Space Telescope,

we can see what the Carina Nebula looked like 7,600

years ago.  That's Earth years, of course.  Measured

in Saturnian years, it's only 91.8 years ago.

Describe as "a lumpy doughnut of radio emission framing 

an empty space as dark and silent as death itself," Sagittarius

 A*, the black hole at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, has 

already dispatched 4,000,000 suns. One is made to wonder 

what it's like to be such a Behemoth of Nothingness.

Inhabitants of the Milky Way were feeling

safer and more secure than ever before.

Will Trump Flee the Galaxy?

"Who do you think will come forward to make the 

Milky Way Galaxy great again?"

Sign of the Times #45

New Cable Channel Devoted to

the Only Animal That Orients

Itself by the Milky Way

"What's it like, Mr. Sullivan, to be one out of 

7,089,324,045 people living on one out of 

100,000,000,000 planets in the Milky Way Galaxy?"

Beckham Leaving Galaxy

Alabama Republican Flees Solar System to Pursue Milky Way

Galaxy Sperm Donation ‘Obsession’

To her credit, Orly Taitz always pointed out the fine print

which showed that her parents had been legal immigrants 

from one of the tens of billions of habitable planets now

believed to exist in the Milky Way Galaxy.

Magical Depressionism #29

The formula for calculating the Milky Way's 'Occupancy

 Rate' is currently undergoing long-needed repairs.

Factoid of the Hour #3

Did you know that if the 'Eye of God Nebula'

(AKA the Helix Nebula) were to blink this

very minute, it would take 650 years for anybody

on Earth to see it?

President of Zimbabwe Threatens to Sever Ties

with the Milky Way Galaxy