"Probing Uranus Is Our Best Shot to Find Dark Matter"

[100% Real Daily Beast Headline]

Where do you stand on this question of planetary importance?

Pack the Supreme Court and Ship It to Planet Mongo

"A NASA spacecraft traveling 4 billion miles from 

Earth has sent back its first close-up pictures of the most 

distant celestial object ever explored, Ultima Frosty."

Sectarianism Raises Its Ugly Head Again

Mark Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sandberg Delay, Deny,

 and Deflect in Their Crisis Over Their Extraterrestrial

 Origin on Planet Nefarious

Planet of the Trumpniks

"I'm deeply humbled, as your Vice President, to be 

able to be here. As you know, I'm a long, long way

 from my home planet."

Whiteworld #50

Old White Republican Ups the Ante

The South Pole of Jupiter is believed to be 100% Trump-free.

"There's an Otherness to President Obama," Says the

Visitor from Planet Whonoe W80J

"Louie Gohmert, your shrieks are

coming through to Planet Gruuter

loud and clear."

It Came from Beyond the Planet of the Ultra-Vixens

Sic Transit Gloria Mercurius

What a Difference an 'L' Makes

Sign of the Times #45

New Cable Channel Devoted to

the Only Animal That Orients

Itself by the Milky Way

Scientists Spot 'Precursor to Life' in Deep Space; 

Process of 'Palingenesis' Believed to Have Seeded

 Planetary Life

"What's it like, Mr. Sullivan, to be one out of 

7,089,324,045 people living on one out of 

100,000,000,000 planets in the Milky Way Galaxy?"

'Homeless' Planet Seen Adrift in Deep Space 

Rumored to Be Future Romney Clan Enclave

Recently, Screwyworms have been found again in the United 

States despite the on-going control programs to keep them 

far away on the Crazy Planet.