"Ted, just for old time's sake, tell us how you worked as

a barista to pay for your undergraduate degree at 

Princeton University and your law degree at Harvard."

World's Worst Yoobs #234

Solveig Gold

Ted Cruz holds degrees from two Ivy League 

universities and is married to a Goldman Sachs 

executive.  He lives in a 4,000-square-foot house

 and spends $23,000 a month on private security.

'Loudest megaphone', indeed!

"Big is bad across the board," says Ted Cruz.  

"Big government sucks! Big business sucks! 

 Big tech, big Hollywood, big universities suck!"  

Ted holds degrees from two 'big universities': 

Princeton University and Harvard University. 

And what about Big Tex, Ted?

With degrees from both Princeton and Harvard, 

Ted Cruz knows pornography when he sees it.

Pete Hegseth holds degrees from Princeton and Harvard.  

As a Fox News personality and ultra-Trumpnik, Pete is

 doing his damndest to make these Ivy League schools

 proud.

Words of Wisdom from the Fox News Host Who

Holds Degrees from Princeton and Harvard

Senator Cruz to Announce Presidential Candidacy 

While Wearing Paisley Robe He Wore at Princeton,

 1988-1992 

Former Princeton University President Blasts

 'Immature' Students for Not Being as Old 

as He Is

They don't matriculate students at Princeton 

University the way they used to.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #41

Sean Wilentz

Ted Cruz to Donate Paisley Bathrobe to 

National Museum of American History

Ivy League Teasipper Flim-Flams the Rubes

Ted Cruz's Paisley Bathrobe

Years at Princeton, 1988-1992