Things to Avoid #43

Rude Cephalopods

This is not an Octocat.  This cat has nine legs.

Bragging Rites

Second Time Suiddly-Diddly Pulled Over This Week

Dank Memes #8

"Hold my beard!"

If you Journey to the Center of 20,000 Leagues

Beneath the Ocean Floor, here's what you'll find.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #155

It Came from Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Idiots

The Trumpoctopus has tentacles in countries all around

the world.

Octopus Breaks Out of National Aquarium

Observers say the Question Mark Octopus doesn't look like

 "anything that’s been documented in the scientific 

literature since Squidward was discovered in 1999."

Some are saying that Leonardo di Caprio won an Oscar

because he grew a beard.  Well, this guy grew a beard, 

too, but he didn't win an Oscar.

Cthurkey (Bacon-Wrapped, Octopus-Stuffed Turkey with 

Crab Legs) is a very popular dish in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

All You Need to Know About the 

Coming Kochtopus Apocalypse

"As octopuses go, I'll admit I'm rather small.  Nevertheless,

 I have three hearts and you only have one.  So there!"

Our dining choices this week include Fukushima Octopus and

Tifton 85, the genetically-modified bermuda grass

which produces cyanide gas.

Veined Octopus Sez:  "Occupy Wall Street!

Also, Coconut Shells!"

It's a Twofer!  Dumbo Octopus Joins Bobby Jindal

in Endorsing Rick Perry for President

"Speaking as a Dumbo Octopus, I actually enjoy being

misinformed.  That's why I, like Dick Cheney, leave my

TV tuned to Fox News 24/7."

Squid Vicious, who had predicted the death of Paul the

Octopus, who had predicted World Cup scores,

has died.

Of the secrets of cephalopod sex revealed thus far, Nadya

Suleman has proved to be the biggest one-woman

economic stimulus package ever to drop on the So Cal

economy. One can only hope that the revelation of

future secrets relative to the bedtime behavior of

squids and octopuses will have equally revivifying

effects on the Left Coast's ailing economy.