Think of Trump as one of those Terror Babies

Louie Gohmert used to talk about.

This is the Mysterious Traveler, 

inviting you to join him on another

journey into the strange and terrifying.

The next time Trumpniks are terrorized by a serial bomber 

and are relying on the FBI to identify and neutralize the

 perpetrator, remind them that Trump, in order to cover

 his own scurvy ass, is doing his damndest to discredit and 

undermine this law enforcement institution.

First came Widespread Panic.

Then came Double-Wide Panic.

Terrified Mitch McConnell Flees Public Reading of

Coretta Scott King Letter

Trump's festering gob is really quite terrifying.

U.S. to Get a New Alert System to Alert Us When a 

New Terror Alert System Is Implemented

In the world's Spooking Order, Roger Ailes terrifies ISIS 

and ISIS terrifies Lindsey Graham.

Who needs Al-Qaida to terrorize America when

 it has Elliott Rodger, Adam Lanza, James Holmes, 

 Aaron Alexis, Seung-Hui Cho, George Hennard, 

James Loughner, etc., etc., ad infinitum?

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At last, the Great War on Terror had been won.

Tunku Varadarajan Sez:  "Sarah Palin terrifies those who

don’t think as she does."

If you're planning to buy a ticket to

Glenn Beck's 9/11 Terror Revival in

Anchorage, Alaska, you need to be

aware that there are two sections

to choose from: 'Dry Section - No

Alcohol' and 'Wet Section - Must

Be 21'.

Roger Ailes is scared all the time, convinced that
he's so important terrorists are out to get him.
To be as paranoid as Roger, in other words, you
first have to be a megalomaniac.

If the other fellow is trying to kill you with it, wouldn't

most any weapon be a 'weapon of terror'? Maybe that's

why you never hear anything about 'weapons of cheer'.

Fred Thompson kept saying, "Osama bin Laden? No sweat!"

But America could see he was lying.