Domestic Fowl Version of 'Realized Eschatology'

"But I created everything ex nihilo!" God exclaimed. 

"Sorry, still no copyright," the U.S. Copyright Office

reverentially replied.

What is it about Ted Cruz that reminds people of a 

raven selling life insurance?

Oregon Good Guy Openly Carrying Brand

 New Gun Dry-Gulched by Oregon Bad Guy 

with Gun; "He Got the Drop on Me,"

Good Guy Says

"Do you know what?  I'm happy!"

The Human Torch Criticizes President Obama for

Lacking 'Fire'

Why Texas Armadillos So Often End Up as Road Pizzas

American Schutzstaffel #45

Pilgrims Singing 'Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella' Whilst

Casting Stones at Pillars Symbolizing Satan

Naomi Wolf denies she ever suggested that the ISIS

beheadings were staged on the moon.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #48

Charlotte Lucas

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #595

Laurie Roth

World's Worst Yoobs #149

Heather Nauert

Tennessee Humor

Don Young Sez:  "Don't ever touch me!  The last guy who

 touched me ended up on the ground dead.  I'm deadlier 

than Ebola!"

Will ISIS ever learn that droning, not beheading,

is the civilized way to kill your enemies?

LINDSEY GRAHAM FOR PRESIDENT

OF THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB

Pam Mazanec Sez: "Yes, we practiced slavery. But we also 

ended it voluntarily, at great sacrifice, some 600,000 dead 

Americans in the Civil War."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #594

Leonard Embody

After enjoying a week at the Grand Canyon, Fearguth is

now headed to the Needles District of Canyonlands

National Park.  After a few days there, he will move

on to the Island in the Sky District.