This young Somalian wants to thank the Bush

Administration for the generous donation of

a new family car.

"The very idea Barbara Boxer would claim that I'm

unmarried and childless! Has she forgotten I once

spawned a Chevron supertanker?"

Maiz Mason Laying the Cornerstone of the Tortilla Curtain

Being Built between the United States and Mexico

Bjorn Phau sometimes confuses a 'Forehand Smash'

with a 'Forehead Smash'.

Refugee from the Fifth Dimension Goes Up, Up and Away

in a Beautiful Balloon

If you tried to put the very best face possible on Baghdad today,

this is what it would look like.

Lee Raymond would love to run her fingernails through

Aaron Studham's hair.

These turtles are getting ready to 'surge' into Iraq.

But if you know turtles, 'surge' is a relative term.

Before his trial started on Tuesday, I. Lewis Libby met with

Dick Cheney one last time. He wanted to make sure their

stories were in sync. "Mr. Vice President," he snarled,

"my memory is so faulty I can't remember what the 'I.'

stands for in my name." "It's the abbreviation for 'Idiot',"

Dick growled. "That's why everyone calls you Scooter.

But remember that you don't remember that either."

The Kaaba is one of the hottest buttons in the world.

Resist the temptation to push it.

Hercules exemplifies what happens

when a cat becomes a Republican.

Greg Pike the Human, Booger the Dog, Kitty the Cat, and Mousie

the Mouse live together in perfect four-part harmony.

Israeli Defense Minister Amir Peretz may well be a bloodthirsty

bastard, but you've got to admit he has a great sense of humor.

It's been two weeks now since we said "Goodbye" to

2006. Is its absence making your heart grow fonder?

Zou Ren has become quite fond of his robotic identical twin.

He says Narcissus never had it so good.

World's Worst Jobs #26

Indonesian Chicken Flicker

Some days, Francis Obikwelu is the world's fastest sprinter.

Some days, he's the slowest.

Pee-Wee Wee-Wee League Soccer Player

Your Sunday Memento Mori

Dick Cheney, the Power Behind the Drone