Mr. and Mrs. Bones Lead Revival of Christy Minstrels

"I'll be darned, Mr. President, your ass really is in a sling!"

Russian Hockey Team Gazing at the Navel of the Universe

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Chinese Sand Sled Carrier

The bull had long harbored a seething hatred of

all members of the Mickey Mouse Club.

Scott Verplank Giving God a Piece of His Mind

In a reversal of fortune, Kobe Bryant gets slam dunked.

"Hmmmm," the President mused, "maybe I should garotte

this sumbitch while I have the chance."

Rapunzel Lets Down Her Hair

Big Babies Coaching Little Babies in Baby Crying Contest

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Chinese Usable Coal Scavenger

"Why is North America where it is?

That's a good question. According to

the latest research, it's because North

America is on top of South America."

Presidential Lectern on Autopilot

If you own a cow, the least you can do is to wash it,

as this guy is doing. If you don't own a cow, that's the

least you can do.

President Bush prays often, but his prayers never

rise more than fifty feet into the atmosphere,

where they hit the 'You Gotta Be Shitting Me' barrier.

This is a Serbian Mind-Sweeper at work.

Will he find yours?

Some say circumcision is to blame for many social

and psychological problems in adult males.

All that young boys undergoing the procedure say is

"YYYYYYOOOOOOWWWWWW!"

Sri Lankans Making Obeisance to Jiminy Cricket

If you've never seen the Dark Side of the Force,

take a look at this.

There's more love expressed in this photograph of Elizabeth

and John Edwards than can be found in all of the movies

ever made in Hollywood.