Pakistani Rangers, the Mobile Maginot Line

Against Terrorism

Pak Gil Yon, North Korea's Ambassador to the

UN, got off light. His punishment was to be

inverted in a half-full glass of eternity.

Old Palestinian Reading All Quiet at the Gaza Pumps

In the last days of the Huckabee for President campaign, TV ads were

made with the aid of the candidate, a snapshot artist, and a cheap

digital camera.

Warning: if you click on this photo,

it will tumesce and fill the entire room.

Instead of preparing predictions about SuperTuesday,

Fearguth was observed enjoying a badass Lotus show at

the Granada Theatre.

Youth Responding to Artwork of Palestinian Ironist

The Unexpurgated Bible #9

Goliath's Son Turns the Tables on the Hebrews

Voracious Train Gulping Down Unwary Bystander

"At first I was upset that my magnum opus, Liberal Fascism,

was classified as a 'Parody' at Amazon, alongside Our Dumb

World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth and World War

Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War. But when I learned

that this classification had boosted my sales by 35%, I calmed

down and accepted my cruel fate."

Obama Mama Mia!

The dignity of Nonja the Orangutan, age 55, contrasts sharply with

the indignity of John McCain the Homo Sapien, age 71.

Horses come in all sizes.

So do horses' asses.

Don't move. The rat will only attack if it thinks

you're going to vote for Willard Romney.

"Good Lord! Why did I have to lose one of my

contacts right now?"

If the rednecks are for Romney, who are the

'stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and

ears' for?

According to one veteran of the sex industry, the GOP

conventions are “a lot better for the sex workers. We

get a lot more business when the Republicans are in town.

Most Democrats, on the other hand, would rather blog.”

But, goldarn it, she's lost it again!

"And this broad had, ya know, really bad

arthritis in both hands."

Joe Lieberman's dream is to be the first man in American history

to run for Vice President as both a Democrat and a Republican.