"I said, 'BIG FISH EAT LITTLE FISH!'"

Dog Showing You How to Walk the Dog

"Please put down your weapon. You have 15 seconds to comply."

Painting Stealing Itself from Art Museum

Secretary of Defense Overcome by Emotion by the Dozens 
of Iraqis Killed and Wounded During His Latest Visit 
to Baghdad

Presidential Candidate Stunned by Baby's First Words:

"Barack and Roll Hoochie Koo!"

In soccer, cutting in line is a virtue, not a vice.

"Fly me to the moon

And let me play among the stars

Let me see what spring is like

On Jupiter and Mars."

Wide Receiver or Tight End? NFL Jury Still Out

Luke Esser, chairman of the Republican Party in the state of

Washington, denies he learned voter suppression techniques

from watching the machinations of Jefferson Davis 'Boss'

Hogg in reruns of The Dukes of Hazzard.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #10

If you expect a chimp to watch Bedtime for Bonzo,

have plenty of carrots on hand.

Chocolate hats are devoured long before

they can become unfashionable.

Herbie Hancock Showing Off His New iVictrola

President Bush Attempting to Hypnotize a Falcon

Texas Governor Asks Huckabee To Drop Out;

Huckabee Tells Texas Governor to Drop Dead

Amy Winehouse's Tattoos Take Top Honors at

50th Annual Grammy Awards

Palestinian Woman Now Regrets Hiring

Non-Union Israeli Movers

Does anybody know a good fish eyeballs and roe recipe?

Those wacky Dusseldorfers! What do they know about U. S. politics?

Novak Djokovic Tastes Chin for First Time,

Indicates It Makes Him Want to Hurl