Sunday, August 22, 2010

Is it just a coincidence that Wright County Egg Farms
is located in Galt, Iowa? Perhaps. But it does suggest
a whole new meaning for the popular libertarian
expression, 'Going Galt'.
Must Be From Wright County Egg Farms
What if members of Congress were held
to the same standard of truth-telling
as Roger Clemens?
Urk, Son of Urk, Sez: "We live by faith as pilgrims
in an alien world headed home to eternity."
Warm Scuzzies #98
Joe Driver
Chinless GOP Senate Leader: "I Take Fearguth 'At
His Word' That He's a Whiteheadian Dipolar Theist"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #204
Allen West
"Why do humans always talk about 'First Principles'
but never about 'Second Principles'?"
Oxymorons for Our Time #57
Global Security

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Sarah Palin Event Gets Downgraded From 2,923-Seat
Moran Theater To Venue Seating Only 609 Morans
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #203
Major General James E. Chambers
Randroidism Strikes 1 in 5 Americans,
Laetrile Believed to Be Only Cure
"Is there any truth to the rumor, Mr. Douthat, that you
are returning to Harvard to seek a master's degree in
Advanced Obfuscation Techniques?"
"Governor Christie, did you hear that the price of
hog jowls has jumped to $4 a pound?"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #202
Tom Emmer
Retirement Age Raised to 100,
Social Security Saved

Friday, August 20, 2010

Great Pumpkin Throws Up After Hearing
for the Umpteenth Time How President
Obama Was Instrumental in Passing
the Stimulus Package
Remember this guy? No? Goodness gracious,
how quickly we forget our celebrity warriors!
John McCain would rather forget the day
he met the real Maverick.
There the ruin stood, the Tower of Geller, an artifact
from the time Yahweh confounded the speech of the
Bikini Blogger from Outer Shriekistan.