This Atlas doesn't shrug.

Stories with happy endings are so jejune.

Farrah Fawcett Ingraham and Ayn Ryan, Her Pet Tamarin

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean

your GOP colleagues aren't out to get you.

"Paul Ryan? Never heard of him!"

The Politico Illustrated #36

'Ayn Rand Paul, the most interesting

person in politics'

Only West Virginians are John Galtish enough to allow a

 corporation producing toxic chemicals to be located on the 

bank of a river just above the intake to the main public 

water supply.  Let Freedom Industries ring!

Libertarians dream of the day when government is so 

small it can be drowned in a bathtub. Marxist-Leninists

 dream of the day when government completely withers 

away.  Radicals and utopians they both are, brothers

 and sisters under the skin.

Stephen Baldwin Goes Galt, Then Admits

He Owes $300,000 in Back Taxes

"Who is Ron Paul?"  

"Well, he's the spiritual son of Ayn Rand and the 

physical father of Rand Paul.  And, for the ladies in the 

audience, he's also one of the world's oldest, wildest,

 and craziest gynecologists."

John Goedde (R-ID) wants high school seniors in

his state to pass a test based on their reading of 

Atlas Shrugged.  What would constitute a correct

answer on such a test hasn't yet been determined.

But it doesn't matter so long as they to grow up

to be Republicans.

William Paul 'Goes Galt', Is Charged with Underage 

Drinking, Disorderly Conduct, Being Intoxicated 

and Disruptive, and Assaulting a Flight Attendant

Ann Hathaway 'Goes Gaunt' in Les Miz

"Barack Obama compromises those values,  those 

Judeo-Galtian values that made us such a great 

and exceptional nation in the first place."

"I want to make perfectly clear there's a huge difference 

between being a Randian, a Randite, and a Libertarian 

with Yellow Jaundice."

If this man had been given Ayn Rand's real name, the one

given to her by her parents in Russia, we would know him 

today as Alisa Zinov’yevna Rosenbaum Paul.

Rand Paul

Ayn Ryan

'Former Asian' Anson Chi 'Goes Galt', 

Is Arrested for Possessing Explosive

Device

"What's wrong with him?"

"He's Going Gout."

The news of Ayn Rand's 'atheism' had left Congressman 

Ryan shaken, but not stirred.