Four Fireman Shot (2 Fatally) While Fighting a Housefire 

on Christmas Eve in Webster, New York

  

Welcome to Wayne LaPierre's World!

No longer satisfied with invading one country at a

 time, the United States military will be invading 

up to 35 African countries next year.

Oxymorons for Our Time #142

Question-Free Press Conference

“If it’s crazy for a wingnut to have a French surname, 

then call me crazy.”

Senator John Barrasso (R-WY) Claims President Obama

Threatening to Push Him Over Fiscal Cliff

Defenders of Constitution Petition to Deport Piers 

Morgan for Exercising First Amendment Rights

Crapo Arrested for Being Stinko

While America has been 'conversing' about gun con-

trol since the Newtown shooting on December 14, 

another 146 Americans have died from gunshot wounds. 

That's an average of 18 gun-related deaths a day, almost 

as many as the number of children killed in the Sandy 

Hook Elementary School massacre.

Sign of the Times #36

"This year, the firearms industry in the U. S.

 is expected to rack up a steady $11.7 billion

 in sales and $993 million in profits."

Were an 'active national database of

 the mentally ill' created, as proposed 

by Wayne LaPierre, guess who would 

be the first person added to it.

"Is Clint Eastwood still talking to that empty chair?"

"Yes, according to his Gestalt Therapist, Clint is 

gradually working out his conflicts with Barack 

Obama by means of the 'Empty Chair Technique', 

developed by the late Fritz Perls."

New Law Would Require Hiring a Neo Replicant

for Every Public School in the United States

FDA Approves Frankenfish

The Unexpurgated Bible #84

DJ Jesus's Last Rave

Dana Loesch Says Relationship with the

Avatar of Andrew Breitbart Has Gone

'Tragically Awry' 

Jesse James Backs NRA; Is Rehab Next?

Sign of the Times #30

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is 

a vigilante with a gun.

Malik Nidal Hasan has been allowed to keep his beard

and to scoff at Wayne LaPierre for saying, “The only 

thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy 

with a gun.”

Wayne LaPierre,  Executive Vice President of the NRA, is

credited with inspiring the most creatively potent epithet of 

2012, 'Hick Fascist Nutjob'.  Congratulations, Wayne!

Doomsday Prepper Admits He Still Hasn't

Done His Christmas Shopping