Thanksgiving Dinner for Survivalists

"Keep out!" the Fifties Survivalists shouted

at the time-travelers seeking asylum from 2016.

Mr. Creosote Sez:  "Bring me a 

Survival Food Bucket!"

"Mr. President, we must not allow a Missile Silo 

Luxury Disaster Survival Condo gap!"

Late Doomsday Prepper Sez:  "Mike Huckabee, get out

the popcorn popper and warm that sucker up!"

Only in America can a Roy McCool---an obviously deranged

Doomsday Prepper---legally own 10 guns (including an AR-15) 

and thousands of rounds of ammunition.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #578

Ira Tabankin

Doomsday Preppers to Feature Katie Smith, Washington

 State's Premier Jack-o'-Lantern Hunter

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #511

Matt Shea

The Doomsday Prepper was ready when a judge blocked 

New York City's limit on big sugary drinks. 

The Citadel (Artistic Concept)

The Citadel (Realistic Concept)

Doomsday Prepper's Rec Room

Doomsday Prepper Admits He Still Hasn't

Done His Christmas Shopping

Melissa Bachmann, the 'Hardcore Huntress', Dropped 

from National Geographic Survivalist Team; Will Ted 

Nugent and Paul Ryan Be Next?

What to Get for the Survivalists on Your Christmas List

"Come unto me, all ye that labour and need an 
EmergencyPlus Food Insurance Kit,
and I will sell you one for only
$249.99 + $9.99 shipping."

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #42

The Nutnfancy Project

Factoid of the Hour #6
Did you know you can buy an Imperial 3-Month Survival
Food Kit for only $1,085.95? Did you know that the food
kit has a 30-year shelf-life? Did you know the shipping
is free? Did you know a tube tent, a solar sleeping bag, a
Shak’r Light (never needs batteries), a portable stove with
fuel, an adult rain poncho, and a solar blanket are included
absolutely free? Did you know if you buy enough of these
kits, you may survive the ending of the Mayan Calendar
in 2012?