Fearguth survived the heat at the Backwoods Music 

Festival.  He will be arriving later this morning at

Arches National Park.  It is not known at this time when

he will return online.

Fearguth is heading north to the

Backwoods Music Festival.  He'll

be back online by Tuesday, 9/8.

'Texas Deputies Believed Man Shot Dead with Hands Up 

Had a Kwan Dao, Sheriff Says'

"Can a man excuse his practices ... because of his 

religious belief? To permit this would be to make 

the professed doctrines of religious belief superior 

to the law of the land, and in effect to permit 

every citizen to become a law unto himself. 

Government could exist only in name under 

such circumstances." (Reynolds v. U.S., 1878

"You like McKinley and I like Denali,

McKinley! Denali! McKinley! Denali!

Let's call the whole thing off!"

Do NOT call this Hasbro hamster 'Harris Faulkner'.

Call it 'Sue Yoo'.

Muzzle for Walking Your Trump in the Woods at Night

Alabama Secession Postponed After Only 30 People Show 

Up for Rally in State Capital

Kim Davis is such an ardent believer in opposite-sex 

marriage she's been wedded four times. Her marital 

success rate is obviously due to her good looks.

'Ceptin You're Gay

"Speaker Boehner is entitled to call me a 'jackass', but I’m

 not going to respond in kind by calling him an 'asshole',

even though that's what he is."

According to a new survey, 54% of GOPers think that 

President Obama is a Muslim and CryptoTrumpite.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #120

Duck and Cover: the Next Generation

Peripatetic Perigrine Perigrinating

New Study: Drinking a Glass of Red Wine Is the Same as 

Getting a Lifetime of Exercise

A Festival for Our Time

Don't Forget the Cheesecake!

It's never too early or too late to dress for

success.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #180

Robert Stacy McCain and Duane Lester

"We're so confident Dr. Demento's

 Crazy Pills will work that we 

offer a 'Double Your Money 

Back' guarantee if they don't."