He says his name is Bill and he suffers from urophobia.

Operation Quid Pro Quo

Sean Hannity and That Famous Lawyer He Mooches

Legal Advice From

Turd Birds of a Feather Flock Together at

Mar-a-Lago

Cohenesthetic Imagery

Trumpnik Cosplay

When you say, "We don't have any common values,"

what you do mean 'we', Jesse Kelly? If you mean

'Secessionists', keep in mind that down here

in the South, we keep Crazy Seshers like you

 as pets.

Old Yeller

Mike Pence Sez: "The Presidency sets the tone for the other 

branches and spurs the expectations of the people."

If it can generate over 2,000 Internet memes on one

tank of gas, it's a Champion.

Only Pentagon restraint kept the Inflatable Chicken 

from wreaking greater havoc on Syria.

Unlike James Comey, Alan Dershowitz is 

a man of courage. Yes, it takes courage to

 be a septuagenarian Trumpnik sycophant.

Kremlin Spokesman Dmitry Peskov Accuses Trump of 

Grabbing Assets, Not Pussy

“I don't think legislation to protect Robert Mueller

 is necessary.”

The tension in the House Republican Caucus was so 

thick you could cut it with a knife.  And because of a

 $7.99 American flag lapel pin.

Turdsmoking Fashion Consultants Huddle with 

Michael Cohen Outside Tony Manhattan Hotel

Warm Scuzzies #797

Jerry Rotonda

Warm Scuzzies #796

Jon Caldara

Adventures in Aestheticism #14

Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin Sings:  "Oh Lord, please

 don't let me be misunderstood."