Aging Mouseketeer Still Holding His Banner

HIGH! HIGH! HIGH! HIGH!

Moscow Mitch McStalin

Critics Say Movie Would Work Better as a 

You Are There Episode with Walter Cronkite

Quantum Mechanic

Trumpnik Sez:  "I only believe things Trump says and

 attend his rallies so he can personally tell me the news."

Being civilized lions, they poached the poachers first, then 

served them on English muffins with Hollandaise sauce.

Robert Mugabe's Only Regret

Prime Minister Katrín Jakobsdóttir Schools Pence in Reykjavik

Alabama GOP Clings to Idea Hole Faced Big Threat

 from Trump

Projectile Verping Epidemic Strikes 

 Rising Gorge, England

But Wait, There's More!

Alabama Trumpniks Said to Be Fond

of Contortionists

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #190

Scissorhands vs. Sharpiefingers:  

The Battle of the Century

Short-Fingered Vulgarian No More!

With a degree in meteorology from Trump University,

you too can be a TV weatherman.

Relief Factor will make Sebastian Gorka go away

in just 21 days for only $19.95.  Call now!

Like Steve King, the GOP mascot drank out

 of a toilet at a migrant detention facility “to

 prove that criticisms of the conditions in those 

facilities are unfounded."

If the Centurion Had Been Jesus

Soon to Be a Major Motion Picture

Trumpnik Orange Glo Self-Serve Tanning Machine