Neither a RINO [Republican In Name Only] 

Nor a WINO [Woman In Name Only] Be

You can always tell when Ronny Jackson has 

fallen off the wagon.

Madison Cawthorn Sez:  “I’ll tell you I have to 

work with her every single day so please do pray for

 me. The theories of alcoholism are very true and 

it’s very sad.”

Ronny Jackson has fallen off the wagon again.

Roger Stone Sends 'Bloated Alcoholic POS' Steve Bannon

a Halloween Greeting

Tom Garrett Sez:  "I am a good man and I am an alcoholic.“

Famous Book by Graduate of

Yale Law School

Why does Steve Bannon always look like he's just come

 off a two-week bender?

Mr. Gin Blossoms

"What's with the Pink Elephant?"

"What Pink Elephant? You must be suffering from

Delirium Trumpens!"

Bruce Rauner Claims the $100,000 Wine Club He

Belongs to Doesn't Discriminate Against Mad Dog

 20/20 Consumers

"Being gay," says Rick Perry, "is like being an alcoholic."  

And being Rick Perry is like being a M.U.T.O. 

(Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism).

Every time a same-sex marriage occurs, Don Dwyer (R-MD)

feels compelled to get drunk and drive a boat or car.  And 

this is really getting in the way of his campaign to get re-

elected to the Maryland House of Delegates.

Dennis Rodman Enters Rehab

Dennis Rodman Leaves Rehab

[GIGO]

"Let me be clear, I don't trust the Republicans.  And I 

don't trust the Democrats.  Some days, I'm so

McCarthyized, I don't even trust myself! And I 

don't drink!"

He finally got off the sauce when the pink elephants 

he was seeing got so old they had to wear glasses.

Monthly Meeting of Anonymous Members of

Alcoholics Anonymous

American Airlines Declares Bankruptcy,

Enrolls in 12-Step Program

Scientists have reportedly discovered a 6,100-year-old

winemaking operation, along with the head of a

petrified wino.

"Why whites are superior to blacks is something you
just have to accept on faith, Cousin Taina, like why
Jesus was born of a virgin and that Glenn Beck has
recovered from drug addiction and alcoholism."