Valentine's Day is just a week away, and Lisa

Murkowski has her heart set on Joe Manchin.

"Don't make fun of my clothes.  If you do, Susan Collins 

and Lisa Murkowski will call you a 'sexist'."

"Men, I think we need to come up with another explanation

for why we are melting, besides it's not because of 

climate change."

Senator Lisa Murkowski Sez:  "I was just stunned when I 

realized I had voted for the Blunt Amendment.  What had

I become?  Just another goddam Dittohead!" 

Senator DeMint Giving His Famous 'Murkowski Salute'

Johnny Rotten Reacts to the News That Lisa

Murkowski Has Defeated Joe Miller in Alaska

"Believe me, in Poland, 'Murkowski' is much easier
to spell than either 'Smith' or 'Johnson'."

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #122

Is 'Operation Clean Sweep' about to

leave Alaska 100% Murkowski-free?

"Jeepers, creepers
Where'd you get them peepers?
Jeepers, creepers
Where'd you get those eyes?
Gosh oh, git up
How'd they get so lit up?
Gosh oh, gee oh
How'd they get that size?"

"Shrooms are goooood for you!"

Alaska Senator Finds $100,000 in Loose Change in Her

Sofa, Files Amended Financial Disclosure Forms

Alaska Congressional Delegation Proudly Announces

Opening of New Bridge to Nowhere

Senator Murkowski Tells 63-Pound Whopper,

A New Personal Best