Pick Your Poison

Uvalde, Texas (population 16,000) has a half dozen gun

stores, including this one.

Sean Spicer Reserve Chartreuse and the Dancing with the

 Stars Drinking Game Were Made for Each Other

"Holy shit, honey, you won't believe what I just found in

our likker cabinet!"

Decisions, Decisions!

At CPAC, Dr. Ben Carson told his audience that

conservatives should put the Constitution on the 

top shelf, along with the Glenfiddich, Abuelo, and

Herradura.

"Applejack I've heard of, but can't say I've ever heard of

Appleback."

Sign Above the Entrance to Gunhugger Heaven

Undecided Voter Also Has Hard Time Choosing His Poison