Blessed Are the Flexible

Batman, Zorro, and Gumby Walk Into the Mos Eisley Cantina

"In a packed program tonight, we will be talking 

to a contortionist from Indiana who says he has

a collection of over 100 bendable Gumbys."

Bill Griffith, creator of Zippy the Pinhead, has shined the 

spotlight on an underappreciated movie genre, Cartoon 

Noir. Take, for instance, Psychotic Gumby Crossing the

 Delaware.

Parental Advisory #5

Explicit Comfort Station Claymation

Little Known Fact #27

Gumby played the English Horn in college.

This happy chef has just learned what happens

when you put Gumby in the microwave.

"Holdup, you say? Ha! Ha! Next thing you know, you'll be

claiming you were one of the Clay People in Flash Gordon's

Trip to Mars!"

"J. D. Hayworth says the 'only way' to prevent him

from marrying my horse, Pokey, is to enact a federal

marriage amendment. I'm Gumby, and Pokey and

I approve of this message."

Great news, fellow Democrats! Gumby is coming

to the rescue and will be here by November 7.