Go home, Candice.  No one wants to get close

enough to you to invade your privacy.

Putin Claims Right to Privacy in Bilateral Relations

Faceberg Blamed for Data Leak Which Sank User Privacy

Spacebook Founder and Philosopher of Transhumanism

Putreep Hugwuffle (Better Known on Earth

 as 'Mark Zuckerberg') Conspicuously

Silent About Cambridge Analytica

Privacy Scandal

Melania Trump Appeals to Dishonest, Fake News Media for 

Privacy for Her Son Barron

Vulgar Talking Yam Who Won't Release His Tax Returns

 Holding Krusher Kobach Hostage Until You Give Him 

Your Private Voter Information

At Last, CIA Admits Area 51 Is Real and the Only Place

in the U.S. Where the Right to Privacy Still Exists

"Pssst!  Remember privacy?  That once existed

before a small group of Americans decided it 

would be fun---and profitable---to spy on 

everybody else.  So, mind your Ps & Qs,

if you know what I mean, and I know that

you do."

Learning the Hard Way to Not Stick Your

Nose into Somebody Else's Business

In case you've forgotten, Rick Santorum has stated that

sex acts between mutually consenting adult mammals, such

 as between Steven Seagal and a panda, do not have a

constitutional right to privacy.  Rick, you see, likes to look.

In our time of widespread eavesdropping and surveillance,
how many secrets do you suppose you still have left? Not
many, most likely, and those, according to many Christians,
will be revealed on Judgment Day. So, why not take a
pre-emptive strike against the powers that be by jumping
naked---inside and out---and bore them to death?

Isn't the 'Private Sector' the reason we wear clothes?
And doesn't it become the 'Public Sector' when we
take them off?

Omnipresent God, Accused of Stalking and Being

a Peeping Tom, Claims 'Right to Privacy' Is

Unconstitutional

And he's really pissed, because

Big Sister is watching him.

Tian Tian and Mei Xiang Refuse to Mate Until

Panda Cam Turned Off

James Carville and Mary Matalin couldn't contain their grief

when they learned the Fourth Amendment had died.

"On the other hand, Mildred, the way I see our new Surveillance

Society is this: everybody gets to bore somebody else with their

own Reality Show."

Staring at the Google logo, say company officials, is all

that is now required to suck personal information out

of your head and send it to Eric Schmidt, the company's

CEO. So, if you'll type "What should I do today?" in

Google right now, Eric will send you the answer in less

than a second.

"Buzz off, voyeurs! This is our bedroom, you know!"