Gurbaksh Chahal, the Indian Brad Pitt, Draws Go to

Jail Card, Does Not Pass Go, Does Not Collect $200

Brangelina?  Isn't that a brand of breakfast cereal?

Willie Nelson Sez:  "I never thought of  marriage as 

something only for men and women. But I'd never 

marry a guy who's disgusting to kiss, like Brad Pitt."

Partner of Lara Croft Claims the Monogram on His

Patent-Leather Shoes Stands for 'British Petroleum',

Not 'Brad Pitt'

"I hear Chris Matthews has deeply apologized
again. Isn't that special!"

"Brad and Angelina are getting old, kid. Stick with me

and I'll take you to the top!"

Brad Pitt to Play Michael Savage in Oscar Mayer Weiner Whistle,

Sequel to the Critically-Acclaimed Twelve Monkeys

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Getting It On:

That's Erotica!

James Carville and Mary Matalin Holding Hands:
That's Pornography!