Trump Morphing Into a Lobby Card for 

Woody Allen's Shadows and Fog

Great Misadventures in Science #13

Remember when Woody Allen held Trump's nose 

hostage in Sleeper?

Most people don't remember when Lev Parnas appeared

alongside Woody Allen in Zelig.

Some say it was sheer coincidence that Leonard Zelig,

 Ivanka Trump, and Forrest Gump appeared side by

side at the G20 Summit in Osaka.

Know Your Sleepers

Take the NRA Money and Run, Little Marco!

"Hope is the thing with feathers," wrote Emily Dickinson. 

"Without Feathers" is the title of a Woody Allen book. 

QED: Sean Spicer is without feathers.

Jeb Bush Quits Company That Profited from 

Obamacare; Will He Take the Money and Run?

"OK, here's the sitch:  if you're first in line, you may become 

President of the United States.  Otherwise, you could possibly

 end up as Fearguth."

Zelig had nothing on Phil Robertson.  The Duck

Dynasty star could become Martin Luther King, Jr.,

Pope Francis, 

or Rosa Parks, all in the wag of a duck's tail.

"Bullets Over Broadway?  Why, that's my favorite

 Woody Allen movie!"

Sign of the Times #14

"I am thankful for laughter," God said, "except when

milk comes out of my nose."

Woody Allen Encounters Government Teat Used to

Suckle War Profiteers in Afghanistan

Lloyd Blankfein Explaining to Congress Why

Take the Money and Run Is His Favorite Movie

Subtract all that is fake, phony, and false from Carrie
Prejean and this is all that remains. But as we learned
from watching Sleeper, the nose can be one of the most
dangerous parts of the body.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #25
Zelig 2: Leonard Obama Lincoln Does D.C.

"It might be a good day for you to wake up with a woody, but,

for me, it would mean I had had too much to drink the night

before and had slept with a lecherous old movie director."

He's been a director for so long the only way Woody Allen

can see the world is by framing it.

Petrified Woody Spotted in Spain