Doctor Says 'Pledge to America' Induces Anesthesia

More Effectively and Less Expensively Than Diprivan

Reverend Eddie Long to Play Lead Role in

Re-Make of Monty Python's The Bishop

When you look at Gail Lowe's face,

'education' is not the first word

that comes to mind.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #222

Randy Rives

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar do not masturbate.

But they do copulate a lot.

Following Christine O'Donnel's lead, Michael

Steele says, "No!"

For the Pentagon to call propaganda 'aggressive

messaging' is just another exercise in Pentagon

propaganda.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #123

The length of the Iraq War has been measured in

Friedman Units, where '1 Friedman Unit = 6 Months'.

The length of the Afghanistan War will be measured

in Petraeus Units, where '1 Petraeus Unit = Forever'.

Sarko the Giant Accidentally Hypnotized

by Romanian President

Nevada Governor Hurt in Fall from

Twinkie the Horse at Ranch

"Senator Chambliss, did someone in your Atlanta

office say all faggots must die or just some?"

When are Robert Stacy McCain and his teabagger brethren

going to man up and say, "Hell, yes, we're racists, and damn

proud of it! So, put that in your pipe and smoke it!"?

Warm Scuzzies #107

Ken Kratz

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #221

Stephen Broden

Larry Summers Leaving White House

Two Years Too Late

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #122

In 1993, 45% of Americans said they owned a gun.

In 2009, that percentage had dropped to 33%.

What does this mean? Either (1) some gun

owners in 2009 were lying or (2) gun ownership

is becoming déclassé.

Rude Rhymes #26

Backed-Up Drain

John McCain

Warm Scuzzies #106

Robert Rizzo