Howley Monkey

Warm Scuzzies #427

Tallahassee Police Department

Pink Slime Makes Comeback in 

Public School Lunch Programs

White Slime Makes Comeback on CNN

Imperfect Messenger

Imperfect Message

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #31

Patrick Howley

Shellie Zimmerman Relieved to Learn Her Husband Was 

Only Armed with a Gun, Not a Knife

Q:  Where do hypocrites go when they die?

A:  They are buried in whited sepulchres, like this one, 

where President Obama will go someday.

President Obama Persuades Six More Vigilantes

to Join Him in Punishing Syria

Uncle Sam died believing guns made him safer.

One might have thought he was old enough to

know better.

Steve King, Michele Bachmann, and Louie Gohmert held

a press conference in Egypt to thank the military for its 

opposition to the Muslim Brotherhood and for its support

of 'Post-Natal Vaginal Tightening'.

Man Lost in Andes Since May Lived on Rats and 

What He Thought Were Raisins

"General el-Sisi, Louie Gohmert says you're the George

Washington of Egypt.  Do you think he means you have

wooden dentures?"

"Krusty, do you believe in God?"

"Well, maybe and maybe not.  Only God knows."

World's Worst Yoobs #139

Nicole Gelinas

Teen Shot Dead by Good Guy with Gun in 

Prank Gone Wrong

Dallas Cowboys Churrleader

Warm Scuzzies #426

Pine Bluff, Arkansas Police Department

"Sure, I brazenly lie, but it's all for a good cause, namely,

creepy ol' unctuous me."

Little Brother is watching you, too.

World's Worst Yoobs #138

Kemberlee Kaye