Mullah Omar Succumbs to Terminal Beard Dandruff

"I think this is a temporary sort of loss of sanity, but we're 

going to come back to our senses and look for someone 

serious like me to lead the country at some point."

Allen West says he owns three pistols, two shotguns, and

an AR-15.  He also says he has discovered a way to use

them all simultaneously, just by sticking out his tongue

and wiggling his ears.

Ferocious Lion Gets the Drop on

Big Game Hunter

Chaka Con!

"I only like birds that haven't been captured."

Mona 'Smoochy' Lisa Introduces 'Vacate the Chair'

Resolution to Oust Boehner as House Speaker

Koch Brothers Want to Play

'Freeze Out' with Trump,

He Wants to Play

'Swing the Statue'

If elected President, Donald Trump is promising to include

Sarah Palin in his cabinet as Secretary of Super Big Gulps.

Mullah Omar Sez: "Maybe I'm dead,

maybe I'm not.  It's a bitch when

you can't tell!"

What Happened When the Kookservatives Collided with

the Cuckservatives

Walter James Palmer's smile is called

Risus Sardonicus.

"Congratulations!  You represent New Hampshire's

Republican Party elite, the 4% who want me to be

America's next President."

World's Worst Yoobs #156

Ainsley Earhardt

Operation Asshat

Secret Service Code Name for 

Trump Presidential Campaign

Warm Scuzzies #574

Michael Cohen

New General Purpose, One-Size-Fits-All 

2016 GOP Presidential Campaign Logo

Poodles Panicking in Panic Room

Does anyone know what Rand Paul has against laundry?

Warm Scuzzies #573

Mike Hubbard