Club for Growths Mascot

He had a hunch he was living in the

last days of gravity.

Reindeer Hybrid Technology Beginning to

Catch On with Carbon-Conscious Consumers

Cannibals Too Smart to Eat Yellow Snowe

Wanted: Designated Driver for Christmas Eve

Twitter Delivers Coup de Grâce to English Language;

Idiocracy Arrives Early, Beats Forecast by 500 Years

Better hurry! It's the Eighteenth Day of Zappadan.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #97

Pat Buchanan's Pet Turtle, Bobby Lee

Warning: Graphic Image

Bildungblog Series Enters T-Shirt Phase

See Frank Zappa's big bust on the

Seventeenth Day of Zappadan.

'Dead Parrot Sketch' a Smash Hit

'Dead Flamingo Sketch' Less Successful

If the water in your toilet looked like this, you would
call a plumber. In Mexico City, this is the water that
comes out of the kitchen faucet for millions of poor
residents. And even if there were plumbers to call,
they couldn't afford to call them. And even if they
could afford to call them, it wouldn't make any
difference.

Global Warming Exacts Heavy Toll on Delegates
to Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen

No matter how hard you paddled, you could not get past
the fact that Tiger Woods's errant balls were everywhere.

Goose Claims Eye Taken 'Out of Context'

"When is non-consensual sex rape?" What a strange
question! Isn't that like asking, "When is non-
consensual suicide murder?"

The real reason for the 'surge' of 30,000 more
American troops into the Afghanistan War
has finally emerged: it's so Afghani men can
have enough free time to safely stand around
and watch their cocks fight each other.

Despite his appearance at the Climate Change Conference
in Copenhagen yesterday, Europeans still believe that
Senator James Inhofe is a hoax perpetrated by the
imaginary Sooners of the mythical State of Oklahoma.