World's First Shelfie

Breaktime at the Paultard Frat House

When he dies, won't George Will be surprised when he is 

reincarnated as a West Virginia coal miner during the 1950s?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #40

Robert Keller

Warm Scuzzies #470

Mark Mayfield

"I'm just trying to figure out right now where my lord Jesus 

Christ wants me to go and what he wants me to do."

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #3

A Koch Can

"I used to be intelligent and have the degrees to

prove it.  But then I became a Republican."

Rude Rhymes #69

Ugly Fest

Allen West

"I'm a bigot.  I think we're all bigots.  The only difference 

is I'm a billionaire bigot and you're not."

"Tea for two and two for tea,

Just me for you and you for me."

Mark Cuban Sez:  "If I see a black kid in a hoodie and it's 

late at night, I'm telling my limo driver to push the pedal to 

the metal!"

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #172

Mark Steyn and James Lileks

"We understand, Governor Christie, that you had

Jiminy Cricket rubbed out about the time you first

didn't know about the Fort Lee lane closures.  Do you

think this will have any effect on your decision to run 

for the Republican presidential nomination in 2016?"

Boehner Blasts the 'Audacity' of Obama's Executive Order 

Creating Mount Douchemore Natonal Monument

Warm Scuzzies #469

Gregg Jarrett

"Stop calling me toothsome!"

Scientists eventually discovered what came before the 

Big Bang:  it was the Pantomime Zebra.

Old Favorite Dessert Updated  

The Pineapple Upside-Down Hooter

Popeye always blamed Max Fleischer for not warning him

 about the side effects of eating too much canned spinach.