Whiteworld #31

Demographically speaking, the eclipse of the White majority

 in the U.S. is inevitable. But don't expect Whites to go quietly

 into that good night.

Uh-oh, somebody got peanut butter in Trumpenstein's 

chocolate again!

Yes You Did

"You don’t win the nomination by how many states you win. 

You win when the Red Lectroids from Planet 10 anoint you 

with Valvoline."

Asked why he glared so menacingly at President Obama,

Chuck Grassley said he was just doing his job.

The assassin, noting that Judge Scalia was 79 and a 

smoker who suffered from heart disease, diabetes, 

high blood pressure, degenerative joint disease, sleep 

apnea, and obesity, said it was his easiest contract ever.

Famous Cyclops Endorses Trump

Darrell Issa, Cleverly Disguised as Ronald Reagan,

Disembarks from the Escalator of Tears

"Who let the Tortoise in?"

"She says she's here to caucus with the GOP."

Now that he is off the legal hook, maybe 

Rick Perry will jump back in the 

presidential race and save the GOP

 from Donald Trump.

Jason Dalton, Der Übermensch, was a good guy with a gun 

until he shot 8 people at random in Kalamazoo, killing 6.

The Gospel According to Trump

"I don’t know if my purpose is to be President. 

My purpose is to be out here doing what I think 

I need to be doing, like being America's chaplain."

Donald Trump Sez: "We won with poorly educated! 

I love the poorly educated!"

[Just like Jesus.]

"Dig this, folks: Tandem UFIAs!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #654

William Peterson-Hart de Guzman

In order to store the burgeoning supply of Froot Loops,

the Great Wall of Trump had to be built taller and

taller every year.

Republican Bass

Mitch McConnell's Got a Brand New Bag