Librarian Humor

Hoo Bucking Foo!

"I've seen no evidence that Trump's aides were in 

contact with Russia and I'm going to make sure

you don't either."

Local Paranoiac Says Obama Behind White House

Leaks, Town Hall Protests, Penguin Marches

Teacher, My Woofer Ate My Tweeter

"I know my tone and delivery isn't living up to the 

level of civil discourse I always expect of myself 

and others, but 'Up yours, kid!'"

Kellyanne Conway, Couch Virago

Oxymorons for Our Time #185

White Soul

"Your résumé, Mr. Ross, indicates that you once served

as stunt double in Mel Brooks' The 2000 Year Old Man.

Was that before or after The Mummy's Tomb?"

Someone told Trump, "Go fork yourself!" And so he did.

When she's not counseling Trump, Kellyanne Conway

serves as White House Photographer.

"In our witch hunt against the American people, 

Congressman Nunes, nothing is off limits. So open 

your mouth and say 'aah'."

Ideal for Blowing Smoke Up Someone's Ass

No Public Showings in Theaters or

Town Halls, Private Screenings Only;

Must Present Trump Loyalty Card

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #680

Carl Gallups

"It's hard to imagine how this rally could be any more 

massive, so the animal sacrifices and burnt offerings

will begin shortly."

Trump Sez: “Now, I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably 

complex subject. Nobody knew waving my Magic Wand 

could be so complicated.”

Trump was born in 1946.  Fake News was born in 1948.

There are over fifty sphincters in the human body but only 

one in the White House.

Whiteworld #44

Not POTUS (President of the United States) But 

POTWE (Potentate of the White Ethnostate)