It's just like that time everybody slapped 

Chris Rock at the Oscars.

What Academy Awards?

Night is young and the music's high

With a bit of rock music

Everything is fine

You're in the mood for a dance

And when you get the chance

You are the dancing queen.

And the Winner Is

Librarian Humor

Trump was born in 1946.  Fake News was born in 1948.

Some are saying that Leonardo di Caprio won an Oscar

because he grew a beard.  Well, this guy grew a beard, 

too, but he didn't win an Oscar.

"I agree, Donald, that the Oscars are a joke. Selma didn't 

even come close to winning Best Picture!"

Overloaded with four Razzies, Kirk Cameron's Saving

Christmas sank at the Academy Awards without a

trace.

Kirk Cameron Left Behind at the Oscars

The principal Academy Award nominees this year are

 so white that, at the Oscars Governors Ball,

only albino lobsters will be on

the dinner menu.

Maybe if Bristol Palin had won Dancing with

 the Stars, Mike Huckabee would have rebuked

 her for being an unwed mother the same way he

has Natalie Portman.

Palin Family Performs at Swagstock, Strips It Like Locusts

Thirty years ago, Kramer vs. Kramer won five Academy

Awards, including Best Picture. But it's looking more and

more like it will be eclipsed in 2010 by Stewart vs. Cramer,

which is still in production.

The oscar (Astronotus ocellatus) is a large species of cichlid,

native to rivers in Venezuela. Here you see the smoked variety,

served at this year's Academy Awards ceremony.

Ever since 1951, when Klaatu and Gort invaded the planet,

the Academy Awards have caused the Earth to stand still.