Saturday, December 01, 2018

Blood Brothers, or
A Rising Tide Lifts All Tyrants
"I can't eat another bite," said the olive.
  "I'm stuffed!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #753
Joseph Silk
De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum

Friday, November 30, 2018

Ten Weasel Words
1. Flawed
2. Troubling
3. Unacceptable
4. Divisive
5. Misleading
6. Disturbing
7. Problematic
8. Controversial
9. Unhelpful
10. Uncomfortable

Bannon's Southern Charm
Stinky Zinke Gets Even Stinkier
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #181
Tremors: Graboids Gone Wild
Chelonians Need Love, Too
Homicidae Sodalis
Higher Ground
Warm Scuzzies #849
Sheryl Sandberg
War Is Swell, or
The Pentagon Is Building the Seven Million Dollar Man
Spider Milk:  Two Words Which Should Never Be Conjoined
Know Your Squids
Somewhere in the Wackaloonia Outback
Individual 1 Believed to Be Composed Entirely of Latrinos, 
the Smallest, Yet Smelliest Subatomic Particles Known
 to Exist

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Wisconsin Clown Laid Off,
Faces Job Market Glutted
with Unemployed Jokesters
Don't be too hard on Rupert Murdoch's
paper.  If you've seen one power-mad
billionaire, you've seen them all.
Adventures in Lexicology #25
Flip Sweat (flɪp swet), n. Nervous perspiration caused 
by a fear that a friend is now your enemy. [When 
Michael Cohen plead guilty to lying to Congress, 
beads of flip sweat began to form on Donald Trump's
 brow.]