Saturday, December 22, 2018

He had been told, "Tear down that wall!" And so he did.
Buffalo Bulls and Troy Trojans Vie for the
Coveted Commander Bonespur Trophy
Dialectical Infantilism
Commander Bonespur Orders Withdrawal of 
2,000 Cheeseburgers from Syria
If Edgar Allan Poe Built Trump's Beautiful Wall
'A Totally Effective While at the Same Time Beautiful 
Christmas Card'

Friday, December 21, 2018

"Pow!  Right in the kisser!"
Trump Sez:  "Ask me about my satellite dish."
Adventures in Aestheticism #131
When he saw Trump tweet, "There will be a 
government shutdown that will last for a
 very long time," it warmed the cockleburs
of Zhanik the Magnificent's heart.

Thursday, December 20, 2018

Trump's Chia Pet
Trump Goes Full Trog
Is 'Build the Border Security' next?
Joke Trump Unfollows Joke Trumpnik
Chester A. Riley understands the mother of all
existential threats Trump now faces.

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Recently-Declassified Photograph #46
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Imagines Her Future as a
Popular Pin-Up Girl in the Age of Space Warfare
Although consternation is not usually serious, you'll 
feel much better when your body is back on track.
Admiral General Aladeen Says He Now Owns a
Vase Containing the Genie of Mad King Trump
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #755
Josh Bernstein
Obama-Like Trump Beginning to Get on Lindsey
Graham's Neoconservative Nerves