"Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above,

Don't fence me in.

Let me ride through the wide open country that i love,

Don't fence me in."

Once upon a time, an aura of authority radiated from the

Greek temple which is home to the Supreme Court.  That

aura is now gone, replaced by a chain-link fence.

Keeping Justice Safe

And they haven't even installed the 

razor wire yet.

How to Wolf-Proof the Homeland

White House Claims Fence Was Being Confused with 

the National Gallery of Art

Juice Boxes Not Included

Coronavirus Turning Trees into Hurricane Fenceophages

"All right, saddle up, men! Let's get back into building

 the dang fence!"

'A Totally Effective While at the Same Time Beautiful 

Christmas Card'

White House Fence After Trump's Treason Exposed

"I see somebody finally built the 'danged fence'.  That

oughta make John McCain happy."

New White House Fence Said to Have Been Modeled After

the Walls of Jericho

They built the 'danged fence'---it was

 18 feet tall---just so Senator John 

McCain could watch a Mexicans

 climb over it.

Herman Cain Says His Deadly Fence Plan Was

"A Joke Joe Arpaio Apparently Didn't Catch"

The good news is that the 53 miles of Invisible Border Fence

between the U. S. and Mexico built so far only cost $19

million per mile.  The bad news is that it doesn't work and

there are 1,947 miles to go.

"People often confuse me with an Irish Setter.

No, I'm much more moderate than that. I'm a

Fence Sitter."

Former Senator Bill Frist wants to build an 8-foot

wall around his home in Nashville. "I'll feel much

more secure within my own Green Zone," he says.

A Mud Fence

Uglier Than a Mud Fence

With the stroke of his pen, President Bush

signed into law a bill with the most ridiculous

title since 1789: The Secure Fence Act of 2006.

Even he thought it was funny.