Saturday, January 18, 2020

Parnasman, a Superhero for the
Age of Trumpery
When Lev Parnas Heard He Has Higher Name Recognition
Than Donald Trump
As happened with Simon Peter when asked if he knew 
Jesus, every third time Trump denies he knows Lev Parnas 
a cock crows.
Kids agree: playing Where's Lev Parnas? is more fun than
 playing Where's Waldo?.
A Clockwork Mandarin
Photoshoppers Я Us
Trump's Legal Team for His Impeachment Trial

Friday, January 17, 2020

Trump's Marines
McSadly!
One can only hope that Ken Starr will be as successful 
defending Donald Trump as he was prosecuting Bill Clinton.
Looks like Ken Starr is a perfect fit for
Trump's Impeachment Defense Team.
Trump wanted the 2000-Year-Old-Man to head his
Impeachment Defense Team, but he was unavailable,
so Trump had to settle for Alan Dershowitz, the 
81-Year-Old-Man.
Of all people, one would expect Alan Dershowitz to shun
undercooked pork.
Waiting for the Unpredictable Twist 
at the End of Impeachment
“This is definitely an ‘are you fucking kidding me?’ 
kinda day!” exclaimed Monica Lewinsky.
"If you begin to feel squeamish, just imagine this
 laboratory specimen is Luigi Galvani."
With negative approval ratings ranging from -3% to -13%, 
these six GOP senators may be removed from office
this year, even if Trump isn't.

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #904
Whitefield Academy
Help, Help, I'm Trapped in a Bowery Boys Movie!
Sneakin' McSally Through the Alley