Bigfoot Erotica Becoming Rather Tame

Shoe Size Matters

American Political Life Threatens to Loosen the Grip of

Supermarket Tabloids on the Lurid Entertainment

Dollar

To Sleep, Perchance To Have an Erotic Dream ---

Ay, There's the Rub

Last Episode in Red Shoe Diaries

Said to Be Anti-Climactic

Mr. Excitement Daydreaming about the

Erotic Potential of Cheese Curds

"Not as Libertarian as Zalman King's Red Shoe Diaries,

But Much More Erotic," Says Reason Magazine

Man 'Watching' New Playboy Channel for the Blind

Marco Baghdatis will be the first to tell you he would win more

tennis tournaments if he didn't have so many erotic daydreams

smack dab in the middle of his matches.

The number of John McCain's flip-flops this election season

is now up to 69. Pretty goldarned erotic, wouldn't you say?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Getting It On:

That's Erotica!

James Carville and Mary Matalin Holding Hands:
That's Pornography!