Let the Big Adventure Begin!

Brangelina?  Isn't that a brand of breakfast cereal?

Maleficent

Gomereficent

Darrell Issa doesn't have Bette Davis eyes, but he comes 

close to having Angelina Jolie lips.

Psst!  When was the last time you had a Jolie-

Fil-A sandwich?  Well, neighbor, that's 

way too long!

Recently-Declassified Photograph #28

Imperial All-Terrain Armored-Jolie Transport

"Check out these lips, Angelina!"

Partner of Lara Croft Claims the Monogram on His

Patent-Leather Shoes Stands for 'British Petroleum',

Not 'Brad Pitt'

The argument could be made that Eric Cantor's lips

are sexier than Angelina Jolie's. But nobody seems

inclined to make it at this time.

"Brad and Angelina are getting old, kid. Stick with me

and I'll take you to the top!"

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Getting It On:

That's Erotica!

James Carville and Mary Matalin Holding Hands:
That's Pornography!

Kissing is difficult for parrots

and polar bears,

because they don't have lips like Angelina Jolie.