Hugo Chávez, Undead Since 2013, Behind

Venezuelan Plot to Steal the Election for

Joe Biden

Trump Places Third in Long-Winded Sweepstakes

Donald Trump promises to do to America what 

Hugo Chavez did to Venezuela.

"Why isn't Obama afraid of me like the Republicans are?"

Hugo Chavez Sez:  "I'm not dead.  I'm getting better.  

I feel happy, I feel happy!"

President of Venezuela Suspected of Spying

on North America

Hugo Chavez Makes Bid to Surpass Pat Robertson for the

Crackpottiest Theory of the Haitian Earthquake

Observers have advanced several theories to explain

why the President of Venezuela gets so agitated when

Mickey's big hand points at 12.

Hugo Chavez Declares Barack Obama to
Be Sulphur-Fume-Free

"Overall, I see an improvement in Venezuelan-U.S.
relations. President Bush was a real devil, but
President Obama is only an ignoramus."

Before he takes Hugo Chavez's advice and follows the

path to Socialism, President Obama needs to realize

it's uphill all the way and makes you sweat a lot.

Barack the Magic Negro Turns Rush Limbaugh into

Hugo Chavez Supporter

If he were to start wearing a blue beret tomorrow, Hugo

Chavez's hold on power in Venezuela probably wouldn't

last more than six months.

Mouseketeer Hugo Enjoys Reminiscing About the

Heyday of Darlene, Cubby, and Annette

Hugo Chavez Fitted with 55 dB Oral Prosthesis

Propaganda Technology Continues to Lag Behind

Motorcycle Technology; Find Out Why Tonight

on News 8 at 10:00

Condi Rice Impersonator Exposed as Hugo

Chavez Mole in the Mickey Mouse Club

Just in Time for Christmas!

Chavez Forever Dolls!

For Sale: Cheap!

Months later, the President of Venezuela realized his Songs

for Always CD was what turned a majority of his people

against him and interrupted his quest for more power.

"Look, Ma, NO hands!"