"People are just looking for honesty and 

authenticity more than anything."

Ted Cruz likes Green Eggs and Ham. Trump likes

Scrambled Brains and Jam.

Green Eggs and Hamlet

Vegetarian Ham

Where We Get Vegetarian Ham

Ham Bones Don't Kill People; People Kill People

Throwing caution to the winds, he decided it was time to

live dangerously and start vaping processed meat.

On the same day WHO warned that

processed meats can cause cancer,

Jon Stewart announced he was 

opening a Bacon, Ham, and Sausage

Sanctuary.