As children, some of us played the game of tongue-lips.

George Bush still does.

"President Bush's stock is at an all-time low, that's true,

but don't sell just yet. I think it may go even lower."

Spermatozoa Under Ultra-High Magnification

"Believe me, if I had an opening for a walrus in my
government, you would be at the top of my list."

Afghanistan National Policeman Using Toy AK-47

to Arrest Play-Doh Talib

Yielding to popular demand, Pizza Hut has finally

introduced a new 100% Cheese Pizza.

MSNBC's David Shuster Suspended for His Irresponsible and

Inappropriate Plagiarizing of Tucker Carlson's Impersonation

of Chris Matthew's Gynophobic Logorrhea

A Moroccan soldier will tell you that if you take away his

hat and epaulettes, there's not much left.

"On your right, children, is a member of the al-Aqsa Mortar

Brigade. It has come to us all the way from Palestine."

When he heard his son say today that Dick Cheney is "the

greatest Vice President in history," George H. W. Bush, who

served two terms as Ronald Reagan's Vice President, indicated

he had had it up to here with Dubya.

"It's Slinky! It's Slinky!

For fun it's a wonderful toy!

It's Slinky! It's Slinky!

It's fun for a girl and a boy!"

Julie Myers, ICE Queen, Standing Next to Winner of

'Most Redacted Face' Halloween Contest

World's Worst Jobs #73

Indonesian River Recycler

Nuclear Warhead

Conventional Warhead

"In the Hundred Years' War, young man, I regret that you

have but one life to give for our country."

For the sake of his party, his country, his planet, his solar system, and

his galaxy, Mitt Romney has suspended his presidential campaign.

Amanda Lepore Introduces New Line of Patriotic Transgender

Apparel for the 2008 Republican National Convention

House Judiciary Committee Successfully Removes Attorney

General's Mask, Says "You're One Ugly Motherfucker!"

"You can call it 'Koran', 'Quran', or 'Qu'ran', Mr. President.

Just don't call it 'Nucular Family Bible'."

"Age before beauty, you mangy cur!"