The Perils of Butt-Sniffing

Dog Prevents Rubber Chicken Attack on Golden Gate Bridge

Spider-Man Takes Up Golf

Flag Desecration #14

Retired Western Leaders Find Pot of Acapulco

Gold at the End of the Rainbow

New Poll Shows Rush Limbaugh Less Popular Than

William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Proctologists

Tegucigalpa Police Keep Soccer Crowd in Line

To watch the Democrats and the Republicans battling

over how to best 'stimulate' the economy is reminiscent

of Godzilla and King Ghidorah going toe-to-toe in

downtown Tokyo: regardless of who triumphs, the

city is going to be destroyed.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #9

Tom Coburn

At the beginning of the interview, the former Vice President

had been rather cool and distant. But when he started talking

about an Obama-caused nuclear terrorist attack on the

U. S., he really warmed up.

"Never you mind those bears who call you 'Four-Eyes'.

You're a Spectacled Bear and that's something to be

proud of."

New Faith-Based Initiative Designed to Save Stock Market

Woman Denies Her Record-Breaking 38KKK Bust Is Racist

Alberto Gonzales Threatening to Contribute

More to His Community and His Country

President Dumbfounded When Second-Grader

Utters Obscene Neologism

"Fortunately, Ms. Couric, we were able to resolve

our connectivity issues without having to call in the

Geek Squad."

Kazakh Officer Explains 'Operation Sandbox'

AP writer Charles Babington, seen by some as a

fantasist, has been captured by the gravitational

pull of Washington forces and now orbits

Columbus Circle.

"Tax cuts! Tax cuts! Tax cuts! Tax cuts!"

"Are those the only two words your parrot knows?"

"Yep, it's a Republican."

This Blackberry was once owned by the Obama

transition team member responsible for vetting

Tom Daschle.

His Game Boy suffered a similar fate.