"Why is it always a white turkey that

gets pardoned?" Sasha wondered.

I Remember Dubya #32

Each year, Dubya was more than willing to pardon a

Thanksgiving turkey, but only on one condition.

"'Experts Say Dead Sea May Soon Shrink to Dead Pond'.

Hmmm, I wonder if there'll still be enough room in it

for me to float and read the Jerusalem Times."

David Broder Challenges Harry Reid to

Three-Nap, No-Snore-Limit Debate

"I have no earthly idea how my semen
got into Senator Landrieu's hair."

GOP Purity Test
One-Drop Rule -- One Drop of Negro Blood
Makes You an African-American
Three-Drop Rule -- Three Drops of Socialist
Blood Make You a Democrat
Seven-Drop Rule -- Seven Drops of GOP Blood
Make You a Republican
Ten-Drop Rule -- Ten Drops of Pure D Blood
Make You a Real American

"Quite honestly, hairy palms are the
least of my worries."

"Pardon me, sir, but would you mind
explaining the difference between
'finishing the job in Afghanistan' and
'winning the war in Afghanistan'?"

Oxymorons for Our Time #14
Innocent Americans

If you're planning to weave a Bacon
Comforter for your Thanksgiving
bird, don't wait until the last
minute.

"Oh, it's you! For a minute there, I
thought it was Adam Lambert!"

I Remember Dubya #31

Looking back, Sarah Palin makes Dubya seem

like a National Merit Scholar.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #111
David Gaubatz

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #35

Lloyd Grove and Richard Cohen

"I'm sitting on top of the world,

Just rolling along

Just rolling along

I'm quitting the blues of the world,

Just singing a song

Just singing a song."

She says she's not coming out until Sarah leaves town.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #73

"Get lost, Bob! There's room for only ONE

mummy in this goddam pyramid!"

"Yeehaw! Silence is golden!"

He had been warned that he should never play

Freeze-Out with Sarah Palin. But he was a fool

and wouldn't listen.