"And now, ladies and gentlemen, riding in on a white horse to

save us, is Governor Rick Perry of Texas!  Oh, wait just a

minute, it's not Rick Perry on a white horse.  It's just

Jesus riding in on an ass whose name is Rick Perry.

Sorry!"

Representative Jeff Flake (R-AZ), who has nice pecs, likes

 to get back to nature on a desert island located  in the vast

Goldwater Sea, somewhere in the State of Arizona.

"I understand, Silver, that you and The Lone Ranger got

 along just fine until the day he asked you, 'How do you

get down from a horse?'"

Local Mohawk Fan Now Definitely Leaning

Toward Governor Supercuts for 2012

From Predator Nutrition Comes the Secret to

Rick Perry's Supermasculine Meniality

"Look, there can be only ONE Big Swinging Rick

in this race.  So, beat it, Frothy!"

“I think you want a President who is passionate about himself

 — that’s in love with himself.  And that's me, America!"

With her rifle by her side, Kim Simac loses in

Wisconsin recall election, 54%-46%.

Governor Perry Says EPA Killing Jobs Needed to

Put Melamine Back into Pork Chops

"Remember what I said about Ben Bernanke and stay

out of Texas, Frothy!"

Meghan McCain Sez:  "Sarah Palin Is a Prick Tease!"

President Obama Creates New Jobs for Speechwriters

 to Write Speeches about the Need for New Jobs

Can you imagine how much money is being spent so that

President Obama can 'listen' to the folks in Iowa,

Minnesota, and Illinois?

Uncle Sam's Youngest Son, Citizen Know Nothing,

Endorses Rick Perry for President

Have you seen Rick Perry's license plate?

Dow Drops 50 Points, Snaps One-Day Streak

Paul Ryan Checking to See If He

Has Time to Run for President

How can Rick Perry, who has been running for and/or holding

public office for 27 years, now be making a 'rookie mistake'?

Booster Says He Gave Cash, Jewelry, Prostitutes,

Field Slaves to University of Miami Players

"I like your version of history, Ms. Bachmann. 

It's more improbable than Mister Peabody's."