Schmo Brooks Believes Roy Moore's Conservatism Trumps 

His Degeneracy

When the Lunatics Take Over the Asylum

When Roy Moore has friends like Brandon Moseley, who

needs enemies?

Little Known Fact #66

Trump drinks his Gerber's Apple Juice out of a

champagne flute.

All It Takes Is a Tiny Prick

Trump Cries "Uncle!" at ASEAN Summit

Bacteriophobe's Nightmare

"Adding Clorox® Regular Bleach to your favorite detergent 

really takes those bloodstains out of your whites, 

doesn't it, Rodrigo?"

When You Wish Upon a Tsar

Two Headlines, Same Day

'Trump Hails Great Relationship With Duterte'

'Philippines government calls Trump a liar after 

president claims the two discussed human rights'

Bumper Crop

"Now go away, Kim Jong-un, or I shall taunt you a second time!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #162

Raging Boner

Republican Party Decides to Re-Brand

Flaccid Dick Sez: "I try to stay in my pants and mind my 

own business, but guys, like Louis C.K., keep whipping

 me out."

What David Brooks Drinks While

Composing His Columns for the

New York Times

Even at 70, Roy Moore could still get it up.

Short and Fat Despot Calls Tall and Fat Despot 'Old Lunatic'

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #184

If you're within earshot of Stephen Cloobeck, do not

use the B-word. That's right: hearing the word,

'Billionaire', is very disturbing to this billionaire.